7:00AM: Wait I here something. Is it the start of the school day already? Yes! I can't wait to see my favorite teacher Mrs. Krueger. I can here foot steps. I think the kids are starting to come in. Creak! Gasp! Could it be? It is!?"Good morning Mrs. Krueger"! "Good morning Mr. pencil sharpener!" Said Mrs. Krueger. I think it's an essay day, so i'll prepare myself for lots of delicious pencil shavings. Sure enough as the students enter the classroom, they form a line win front of me, eagerly holding their sad, dull pencils ready to be sharpened. Rrrrrrr! One after another I sharpen each and every pencil. Just when i think iv'e done a job well done, I see it. A student pulls out a bright red COLORED pencil from his bag and begins walking over to me. NO! NO! NO! Turn back! Turn back! Doesn't he know that if I sharpen that i'll get all clogged up? He stops in front of me and I feel my paint turn white. He begins reaching eagerly with the red nightmare pencil tightly gripped in his hand, right toward my sharpener. 5in, 4in, 3in, 2in, 1in. He jams the pencil inside and I... I... I see a light... Oh wait no I don't? Nothing happened? Oh thank god! I was unplugged! Then the kid frowns and shambles back to his desk. Saved! I can sharpen another day! Now, I wonder how the art classroom sharpener feels.
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July 24th 2003. The crowded hospital room fills with the cry of a newborn baby. Wait! What is this! Another!? There's two of me?! Wait a minute, why is that identical baby in my mothers arms. Thats my mom! Mom! MOM! Pick me up and get rid of that imposter baby! I'm your son, hold me instead. A man in a white coat walks back into the room. "Congratulations Mrs. Fries on your successful birthing to identical twin boys". Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, did he just say identical twin babies? Twins? Oh my god. That isn't an imposter in my mother's arms, it's my twin brother. Tough break for my parents. They get twice the lack of sleep, twice the picky eating, and twice the terrible two's! At least i'll have Spencer to get into lots of trouble with, and make life even harder on my folks! This couldn't be more perfect!Then life began for us. We learned to walk together, potty trained, talked, and began going to school. All of this I went through and still I go through with my (barley) older brother, my best friend, by my side.
During spring break my family and I went to Breckenridge Colorado. We skied and it was pretty fun.
Ive been playing almost three years now and have gotten an almost maxed rare pet that is heal, magic heal, and electric. I have 16 vault chests and 4 character slots. I do not hack in this game and continue to keep building up my account.
Spongebob is scared of a lot of things. There is even an episode called Scardeypants where it is Halloween and he keeps getting scared.
One thing that Spongebob is scared of is sports. He is afraid that his giant muscles, that no one knows are inflatable, that he has gained fame for, will be exploited when he is forced to partake in the anchor toss. He is also scared of technology. At a toy store, he and his pal Patrick are scared out of their wits running from a tiny robot. They could just leave except they are locked inside with it. Spongebob is also scared of literature. He is scared when he and Squidward are telling spooky stories after singing the Campfire Song Song. Spongebob is scared of entertainment. Spongebob is at risk of having a replaced body part after performing a dangerous stunt while calm surfing. Now, he scared to not only surf, but to go outside anymore. Spongebob is scared of observations. He is scared of observations when people start screaming and running away from him. Patrick points out that it may be because he is ugly. Spongebob ends up being scared of "harming people with his horrible ugliness" even though he just has bad breath. Spongebob is scared of history. Plankton has a history of stealing the krabby patty secret formula. Spongebob is scared that Plankton may eventually get his hands on the formula and run the Krusty Krabb out of business. Spongebob is scared of news. Spongebob is scared of news when Patrick informs him the news that the criminal that they are desperately searching for is right behind him. |
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